Well, well, well – where to begin? A name would probably be helpful. Mine is Alfie Sansom, although I have released a few demos online as ‘Argus Far’. They were welcomed to almost-complete radio silence, but I know that posting online is an exercise in futility, like expecting to be heard screaming the frontman’s name at a stadium gig. But we all still try, don’t we?

For some reason, I have deemed my own thoughts worthy of a public airing, you lucky lot! I’m hoping for this to be some kind of portfolio/blog/project, full of insights that have already been made twenty years ago by people much cooler and more involved than me. On one hand, I hope that my words here will be so biting, so topical and timely and bold that the ‘Industry’ has no choice but to make me an icon.

On the other, who can be arsed? Far better to be on the fringe, like Karl Pilkington in his cave, peering out onto the stone-cut city of Petra. I just want to write what interests me, and pray that my enthusiasm is enough of a draw for you lot to keep reading.

I sincerely hope you stick around to read my waffle.

Best,

Alfie xox